(This is to be read like a hymn. Pick whatever 3 chords sound rad and punk it out)

Paddle like a dog
Paddle like a dog
Paddle like a dog
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

Paddle like a dog
Paddle like a dog
Paddle like a dog
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

And you don’t want to DIE

Scratchin’ like a cat
Scratchin’ like a cat
Scratchin’ like a cat
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

Scratchin’ like a cat
Scratchin’ like a cat
Scratchin’ like a cat
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

And you don’t want to DIE

Wiggle like a fish
Wiggle like a fish
Wiggle like a fish
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

Wiggle like a fish
Wiggle like a fish
Wiggle like a fish
You’re drowning, You’re drowning

And you don’t want to DIE

THANK GOD
I made it to the side…